Note to Publishing Agencies and Papparazzi

Kiss my ass. The photos on my site have been artistically rendered and as such, are artful representations of the dreadful shots that were the originals. You want to come after me? YOU don't own the copyright on my artistic work. We'll go to court. I'll bring my turnip.

And as for the "stars " of my little rag. If you don't want to appear here, stop saying and doing idiotic things. That would be a start.