Americans Demand Insurgent Attack on American Soil

With August already half completed, Americans once gain demanded that foreign terrorists step up their time table for a promised "Summer Extravaganza" equaling or surpassing 9/11.

What the hell are these people thinking? Who gives a flying rats ass about people being blown up in Iraq? It's a waste of munitions, though Ali Sim Kallah, leader of an insurgent group within the so called "Green Zone" in Baghdad claimed that the occasional deaths of American soldiers should not be discounted.

A recent poll however suggests that those deaths are, in fact, not being accounted for in the minds of Americans in general and that only a massive attack, such as the use of a "dirty bomb" would raise the interest level of the average "man on the street".

"Sure, we can lose 5 or 10 at a time (referring to U.S soldiers) on any given day, but what about massive American civilian casualties within our borders?" exclaimed Ralph Emerson, of Dubuque, Iowa.

It has been suggested that the American public is becoming increasingly disenchanted with Insurgent lies about what they plan to do. The public at large is primarily interested in vaporizing the entire Middle East, Israel included, so as to do away with the entire nuisance of the region, which has plagued mankind since the dawn of the civilized era.