Russian and Chinese Threats Laughable

We mock your childish attempts at threatening the great power of America. We photograph ourselves with the Dalai Lama and point our middle fingers at you, you lead producing lipstick, toy sending, stinky leather making slant eyes. And as for you, Putin, kiss our collective asses. Threaten us on Iran? We will attack them whenever we feel like it. And just to update you, we don't need a reason. We didn't need one to go into Iraq, and we don't need one to go into Iran.

And as for your saber rattling on building new nuclear weapons. We've got news for you Cossack Boy. Our "old" nuclear weapons work just fine. Radiation tends to last a long time. A new nuclear weapon in what, a new shell casing? We will bury you with our weapons and Moscow will glow like a burned out cinder in the night. You would do well to step down and go back to the promise your government made about the possibility of Democracy, not the neo-Stalinist State you now have produced. And keep you Cosmonauts on your side of the International Space Station. They don't use deodorant.