Don Shula Prediction Proves Accurate

" I knew the cheating bastards would finally get what was coming to them."

Former Miami Dolphin Coach Don Shula was misquoted last night by a reporter with a failed microphone as saying that the New England Patriots had cheated their way into Super Bowl XLII and deserved to lose due to the infamous N.Y. Jets incident earlier this year in which game plan information had been purportedly recorded by New England to gain an unfair advantage between the Patriots and Jets.

What Shula had actually said was that he had congratulated New England on a fine season and would be more than happy to sign their upcoming book "18-1...See Kids, This Is What Happens To Cheating Bastards."

Also, the Rag Box has learned that New England coach Bill Belichick will study the Super Bowl game film until he finds a flaw in the officiating, which he then plans to bitch about for the remainder of the off season.