Friday, February 22, 2008

John McCain Cross Dressing Background Revealed

While McCain staffers handled the recent uproar over a supposed liaison with a former lobbyist/worker under the employ of the presumptive Republican nominee for the presidency, The Rag Box has found evidence that Sen. John McCain has had a life long interest in cross dressing. And while not as potentially harmful as the New York Times, Vicki Iseman, 40'ish story, it nevertheless paints a picture of a man with increasing appetites for the unusual.

The Rag Box debated for approximately 2 minutes before deciding to run the story. "It was a gut-wrenching experience for us all," stated fashion editor for the Rag Box, Nancy Goombleck. "It's not the cross dressing aspect of the story itself that concerned us so much as McCain's insistence on wearing white pearls with the wig. The two are obviously a fashion 'faux pas'."

McCain defended the use of the pearls, stating that as a freedom loving American, he has every right to an eclectic wardrobe. Had he known of the Rag Box article he would have declared the story baseless.

The source for this story remains anonymous pending the informant's (his) identity via dental records.

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