Windham Hill and NASA Join Forces to Create New Sleeping Aid

Windham Hill Records and NASA announced today that they will combine their resources to offer rest to millions who have trouble falling asleep at night.

According to Alex Nipletwist, Rag Box Science Correspondent, the plan is for a sleepless individual to turn on a CD of any Windham Hill recording, then simultaneously watch a NASA interview with an astronaut.

Spokespersons for both organizations claim that tests show results in less than 3 minutes, with an individual expected to be in REM sleep within 6 minutes of initiating the process.

We are hopeful that this will offer relief for millions of people worldwide. Windham Hill artist Michael Franks is in talks with NASA and other officials in offering his entire collection of music at reduced prices to "start the ball rolling."