Israel Considers Making Gaza Uninhabitable

The Israeli army is planning an invasion of the Gaza strip that will include chemical and biological treatments of the ground in the area to make the region uninhabitable to either Palestinians or Israelis. A new song has already been published to celebrate the latest outbreak of violence in the region.

"This land's not your land, this land's not my land"

"This land's not fit for you or me."

Interested parties will be able to download the updated version from iTunes in the near future.

Meanwhile, men, women, and children will continue to be set ablaze and otherwise killed in an effort to make a statement to Hammas about the difficulties to be encountered when launching rockets into Israel.

The U.S. has already requested whether the Gaza strip may be used to store spent uranium from U.S nuclear reactors.

"It's a perfect fit", stated Ross Pretor of the U.S EPA. We anticipate leakage from the spent nuclear fuel within 2 years thus capitalizing on a plan already under way. It is simplicity itself."