Khamenei and Ahmadinejad U.S. Agents

Opposition leader Mir Mousavi or Iran has accused current fake president of Iran , Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Supreme Grand Dragon of Iran, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, of being U.S. agents.

This process, (of blaming the U.S.) is designed to shift the focus of the recently held "elections" to focusing attention on what is perceived to be a national hatred for America. In retaliation, the Iranian government has declared Mousavi a U.S. agent, as well as anyone who voted for him, bringing the total number of U.S. agents in Iran to 3.6 million.

Ali Drihman, Iranian foreign correspondent and U.S. spy operating out of Tehran in Apartment C near the downtown bus terminal spoke on conditions of anonymity that the latest efforts to Americanize Iranians by calling them agents will only hasten the day when Iran becomes a U.S. territory with the same voting privileges as Puerto Rico.

"Look at the demographics." Drihman said, from his favorite cafe, The Ahmedin. "Eventually, the U.S. agents in Iran will outnumber to population to such an extent that they will apply for mass U.S. citizenship, thus enabling unfettered use of the Internet and cell phones. It's only a question of ti.............

Drihman's report was cut unexpectedly short and The Rag Box has been unable to reach him by Cell phone. It is presumed he is at the U.S. Embassy, asking for asylum provided he will have the hands to sign the paperwork.