Palin to Stay in Politics: Republicans Terrified.

Sarah Palin

Miss Wasilla

The prospect that the brief and former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, intends to stay in politics is sending shock waves through Republican ranks according to Rag Box sources. It had been hoped by Republican power brokers that the Ethics Hearings against Palin would suffice to keep her out of the limelight for years.

However, despite her penchant for shooting wolves from helicopters and the sexual exploits of one of her daughters (not the one mentioned by David Letterman) have failed to quell rumors that Palin will continue to be a pain in the ass to the party all the way up to the 2012 elections, where she is expected to fractionalize the party to such an extent that no viable candidate from the Right will garner enough support to provide a suitable challenge to the Democrats in the foreseeable future.

"I plan to write a book, try to get a TV show, and make the rounds in the lower 48 to see if anyone considers me more than a nice looking chick who talks just a little funny," quipped Palin, when stopped by Rag Box political correspondent Steve Smithers.

Palin, speaking to Smithers offered that the book she is writing will put J.K. Rowling to shame.

"I'm writing something real close to the Harry Potter books, but mine will be about a girl in a helicopter with a 50 cal (50 calibre machine gun) rescuing her grandmother from a pack of wolves. I'm almost finished with the foreword," she continued.

Palin plans to go on a national speaking tour after she repays her ethics defense fund, the illegal use of Alaskan taxpayer money for her previous trips with her children and "tidying up" as she exclaims, that little problem with that trooper.

"I also got (have) a few pictures that'll probably circulate on the Internet that I need to douse before I can be considered a serious contender in the political arena. Until then, the Playboy offer still stands," she concluded.